So I'm still playing Sims 2. Now I a made sim and I'm playing without any cheats.
So here is Erika.
And her first floor...
and second floor...
The only form of entertainment is dancing to her heart's content.
Let's make a tv dinner.
Great fucking job. You're eating it anyway.
Getting that cooking point.
Oooh, two cooking points.
FRIENDS. "Darren, I need a damn job." And that's Nina in the background.
You know what this means...
She got a job in culinary.
Dreaming about how your life sucks and how it sucks to be you.
Yay, first day.
I'M AT WORK, DARREN. PAY MY BILLS.
It's been a rough day...
The next morning she makes cereal. You can't fucking burn cereal.
Washing dishes in the bathroom sink because your too poor for two sinks.
Going to the park for fun.
Dina sat down to play chess with me, and I didn't appreciate that. I don't want to be her friend. For some reason, we literally became best friends in one sitting. I needed the logic point.
And it payed off because she got promoted to hostess.
Cassandra invited her over. She met Mortimer who was extremely pleased by the topic of elephants. Erika liked that.
The next day after work, she was promoted to waitress, and then got an extra 10,000 simoleons for publishing a cooking book. This needs celebration.
She invited over Mortimer that night. "DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE??" "YES HOT MAMA."
And things started to get steamyyyy.
Calm down, Mortimer.
Ooooh.
...
Sous chef!
More celebration.
You already know.
Har har harr.
The morning after.
She literally erupted everywhere.
And then did it again.
'Thanks, Mortimer.'
So Mortimer comes in and starts tickling her. I wouldn't do that, Mortimer, her digestive tract seems to be in a fragile state...
Yeah. Pretty much.
The next day.
Thanks, Mortimer.
BEING PREGNANT IS SO HARD.
Seriously! She's about to starve!! I had to wake her up periodically to drink her instant meal so she wouldn't die. Caring for a pregnant sim without cheats is difficult.
And I lost track of time because before I knew it, Wyndall was here. I have NO clue why his name is Wyndall. It felt right at the time. It should be Wyndell instead.
Mortimer came over the next day to "help"
Ugh. Plz.
Such a mess.
And she knows it.
This was fun. My sim is going crazy with her new baby.